Spear Fishing

Two divers go spear fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.
The first one says, “I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish.”
The other answers, “Yes, I made an ‘X’ on the side of the boat to mark the spot.”
“Are you crazy!” cries the first,  “How do you know we will get the same boat tomorrow?”

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About thescubalady

Leslie made her first ocean dive in the Cayman Islands,1982. She is passionate about sharing this beautiful underwater world with others!
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2 Responses to Spear Fishing

  1. Rachel says:

    Leslie,

    Is this a BLONDE scuba joke? Tee hee!

  2. Rob says:

    I heard this joke back when polish jokes were the rage and it’s been one of my favorite jokes ever all through the years. It’s got 2 punch-lines… If you pause after the part where the boat is marked with an X, people think it’s a really lame joke and you get a polite chuckle out of it, but then when you add the final line, it usually turns into a really good laugh. Thanks for the updated version! -Rob

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